predators (2010)

2010.07.19 at 8:03 am by eugene

my rating: Two cavernous vagina jokes short of a perfect homage. [more...]

get him to the greek (2010)

2010.07.07 at 7:04 am by eugene

my rating: Triple score multiplier for Diddy. [more...]

toy story 3 (2010)

2010.07.05 at 7:51 am by eugene

my rating: One Totoro in a herd of Winnie the Poohs. [more...]

the a-team (2010)

2010.06.30 at 7:51 am by eugene

my rating: Three cheers for catchphrases. Out of six. Six catchphrases or cheers? Yes. [more...]

kokuhaku (2010)

2010.06.06 at 12:50 pm by eugene

my rating: Fifty-six guilty out of two suspects. [more...]

whip it (2009)

2010.03.28 at 11:46 pm by eugene

my rating: Ninety-six pounds of moxie on eight wheels. [more...]

sherlock holmes (2009)

2010.03.28 at 3:34 am by eugene

my rating: Two old chums in a land of tea, crumpets and fisticuffs. [more...]

suzumiya haruhi no shoushitsu (2010)

2010.03.19 at 7:30 am by eugene

my rating: Two variations on each of five moe character archetypes. [more...]

paranormal activity (2009)

2010.02.12 at 12:55 am by eugene

my rating: One instance of getting the horns out of eight attempts at messing with the bull. [more...]

inglourious basterds (2009)

2010.01.30 at 9:38 am by eugene

my rating: One giant face. [more...]