iron man

2008.06.04 at 1:49 am by eugene

 

How is it possible that nothing about this movie pissed me off? Gushing with incredibly low levels of abating after what bloggers seem to be calling “the jump.” [more…]

baby mama

2008.06.04 at 1:18 am by eugene

Just because I’ve gotten used to disappointment doesn’t mean I’ve grown to enjoy it. [more…]

forgetting sarah marshall

2008.06.04 at 12:56 am by eugene

Sometimes, when I try my best and have faith in myself, I find inspiration enough to achieve my goals, albeit briefly. The inspiring tale within. [more…]

the forbidden kingdom

2008.06.04 at 12:33 am by eugene

Come with me and travel back in time to a place where everything makes me angry. Snacks will not be provided. [more…]

harold & kumar escape from guantanamo bay

2008.05.02 at 2:43 pm by eugene

 

While I admit that I enjoyed this film two days in a row this week, there were some flaws that made it just slightly unbelievable. [more…]

smart people

2008.04.24 at 1:37 pm by eugene

 

Like a circus freakshow for the idiotic, come one, come all, and marvel at the burdens and impossibilities beset upon the intelligent. [more…]

ex machina

2008.04.24 at 1:21 pm by eugene

 

Gather up your wallets, everyone. It’s time for a moralistic defense of capitalism. [more…]

my blueberry nights

2008.04.19 at 9:45 am by eugene

 

Wong Kar-Wai and Natalie Portman team up to prove that any time of the day is a good time for pie. This should have been the greatest movie ever made. [more…]

black lagoon

2008.04.03 at 12:06 am by eugene

It’s time for a discussion of tactics and espionage. Bring some weapons though, because inevitably, someone acts a fool. [more…]

in bruges

2008.04.02 at 6:40 am by eugene

 

Proof positive that even dour, suicidal whiners can be entertaining. At least that’s the angle I’ll be trying to sell to those of you who are still on the fence. [more…]