watchmen (2009)
2009.03.14 at 3:40 am by eugene
my rating: Six good arguments for sociopathy out of six. [more…]
hounddog (2007)
2009.03.11 at 12:30 pm by eugene
my rating: Zero holes filled out of a heapin’ bunch. [more…]
just friends (2005)
2009.03.11 at 12:02 pm by eugene
my rating: Complete full-scale holiday ornamental destruction. [more…]
joshikyouei hanrangun (2007)
2009.03.11 at 11:35 am by eugene
my rating: I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. [more…]
the secret life of bees (2008)
2009.03.03 at 10:56 pm by eugene
my rating: One queen out of countless bees. [more…]
under the sea 3d (2009)
2009.02.26 at 12:01 am by eugene
my rating: Three out of four dimensions. [more…]
synecdoche, new york (2008)
2009.02.24 at 12:01 am by eugene
my rating: A handful of interesting stories out of upwards of six-point-seven billion. [more…]
flying rabbits (2008)
2009.02.22 at 6:08 am by eugene
my rating: Two great tastes that taste great together. [more…]
street fighter: the ties that bind (2009)
2009.02.20 at 7:25 pm by eugene
my rating: Three successful Cannon Spikes out of seven attempts. [more…]
friday the 13th (2009)
2009.02.17 at 1:45 pm by eugene
my rating: Zero camp counselors out of fifteen corpses. [more…]