he’s just not that into you (2009)
my rating: Six vows of eventual movie selection vengeance (out of none).
what possessed me: Either I can’t say no to the Cracka, I wanted to test my theory that I can enjoy any movie as long as the company is right or I had some kind of unexplained episode.
what i learned: Men are one way, and women are another way, despite whatever you may have learned from experience. And these differences are simply fucking hilarious. Additionally, I still like Drew Barrymore but sadly, I can no longer say her name without wincing. I will thus refer to her henceforth as “Gertie.”
you may also enjoy: A poke in the genitals with a sharp stick, being told how to think and voluntary lobotomies.
tangential thought: I almost lost my iPod seeing this piece of crap, but since I didn’t, I can say that it was still worthwhile bit of time spent with my sister “Frosted Tips,” but still only by a narrow margin. Oh and also, poor Ben Affleck.
February 25th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I feel the need to defend myself here, as I also found this movie to be eye-gougingly pooperific.
the real question is, can you still like the mac guy? I heard in the dvd extras of knocked up that he’s a real jerk. yuh-huh.
that movie was like 8 sandra bullock movies all in one.. except so much worse. there wasn’t even a beauty competition… just one frosted tip after another until the enjoyment of the entire theater (you, me, hobo, those other 3 chicks, snoring guy) froze over completely.
nick latchey mighta liked it.