my rating: I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

what possessed me: The title is Attack Girls Swim Team vs. The Unliving Dead for the English version DVD release of this (which can’t even boast a menu, incidentally). So, yeah.

what i learned: I’m starting to understand how my parents and every single one of my teachers during my extended education felt, as there are few things more disappointing than squandered potential. This film has zombies, school girls making out, a chainsaw, a lesbian incest sub-plot, Engrish, school girls making out, a ninja assassin training montage, a laser that shoots out of the hero’s hoo-ha, buckets of gore, school girls making out and juggling. And yet, I’m going to tell you that you shouldn’t see this movie. Ever.

you may also enjoy: Just check out Tokyo Gore Police and The Machine Girl instead.

tangential thought: If a secret organization conditioned me to react to easy listening music with an uncontrolable state of arousal, I’d still never listen to Yanni.

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