the imaginarium of dr. parnassus (2009)
2010.01.25 at 1:09 pm by eugene
my rating: Two thumbs up. On one hand. [more...]
where the wild things are (2009)
2010.01.20 at 11:01 am by eugene
my rating: Six fuzzy muppets out of seven feathered muppets. [more...]
avatar (2009)
2009.12.30 at 1:20 pm by eugene
my rating: Three interesting creature designs out of seventy-four plot-by-number dots. [more...]
watchmen (2009)
2009.03.14 at 3:40 am by eugene
my rating: Six good arguments for sociopathy out of six. [more...]
hounddog (2007)
2009.03.11 at 12:30 pm by eugene
my rating: Zero holes filled out of a heapin’ bunch. [more...]
just friends (2005)
2009.03.11 at 12:02 pm by eugene
my rating: Complete full-scale holiday ornamental destruction. [more...]
joshikyouei hanrangun (2007)
2009.03.11 at 11:35 am by eugene
my rating: I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. [more...]
the secret life of bees (2008)
2009.03.03 at 10:56 pm by eugene
my rating: One queen out of countless bees. [more...]
under the sea 3d (2009)
2009.02.26 at 12:01 am by eugene
my rating: Three out of four dimensions. [more...]
synecdoche, new york (2008)
2009.02.24 at 12:01 am by eugene
my rating: A handful of interesting stories out of upwards of six-point-seven billion. [more...]