flying rabbits (2008)
2009.02.22 at 6:08 am by eugene
my rating: Two great tastes that taste great together. [more...]
street fighter: the ties that bind (2009)
2009.02.20 at 7:25 pm by eugene
my rating: Three successful Cannon Spikes out of seven attempts. [more...]
friday the 13th (2009)
2009.02.17 at 1:45 pm by eugene
my rating: Zero camp counselors out of fifteen corpses. [more...]
super, girls! (2007)
2009.02.17 at 7:18 am by eugene
my rating: One gender-ambiguous idol out of several thousand hopefuls. [more...]
friday the 13th (1980)
2009.02.16 at 6:30 am by eugene
my rating: One drowned mongoloid out of one. [more...]
he’s just not that into you (2009)
2009.02.16 at 5:44 am by eugene
my rating: Six vows of eventual movie selection vengeance (out of none). [more...]
hide and seek (2005)
2009.02.14 at 10:43 am by eugene
my rating: One imaginary friend short of sane. [more...]
coraline (2009)
2009.02.13 at 6:39 am by eugene
my rating: Two worlds out of one. [more...]
push (2009)
2009.02.13 at 5:53 am by eugene
my rating: Thirteen stick figure snuff drawings out of seventeen. [more...]
