push (2009)

my rating: Thirteen stick figure snuff drawings out of seventeen.

what possessed me: I decided to check this out because I can’t say no to Dakota Fanning, except apparently, for the last eight movies she’s released. Plus, it’s all action and superpowers, so I figured I’d make Cracka suffer (which, apparently, she didn’t really).

what i learned: Comic book nicknames for people with superpowers sound exceedingly silly when real people say them.

you may also enjoy: Heroes, Chungking Express, Wanted, The Island, Léon

tangential thought: Seeing this movie got me excited to go to Hong Kong again. But I get a little delusional whenever I see movies that glamorize locations with fancy action and eye-catching cinematography. So I’ll probably wander the streets trying to steal fishball skewers with my mind.

One Response to “push (2009)”

  1. Er Says:

    Can I be a wiper? I’ll give you a shiny, shimmery bead. If not I’ll settle for one of those scream dudes who make the crazy eyes.

    best line… I have some used toilet paper if you guys want that.

    what?… you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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